My Unrealistic Christmas List

Have you heard of Simple Plan's song My Christmas List?


I have been inspired to create my fake Christmas list with things that would be impossible to get but sound really awesome.

Katie's Christmas List 2010:
- A furnished condo in the heart of Downtown with view to the lake, with VIP cable and internet
- DVD's of all my fav movies and TV shows
- The iPad
- All the themed monopolies listed from the few last posts
- SLR Camera with all the lenses plus fish eye lens
- A room full of stuffed penguins!
- One million dollars!
- Trip to Europe
- A plastic bubble wrap that will allow me to go out in the Winter without freezing my face off
- The best job ever!
- A butler
- A cute fluffy nice cat that sits on my lap
- A dolphin (why not?)
- Cruise to escape from winter time
- A teleporter
- A delicious drink that will make me lose 10 pounds instantly
- An Iphone with all the cool apps included
- My housemates to be clean-freaks
- My bedroom painted lillac
- An unlimited spending gift card to David's Tea
- A photograph of me and Adam Young from Owl City
- Scented pijama bottom and top
- Free tuition to study Culinary Art in George Brown College
- A beach home in California
- A house by the skii resort in Banff
- A whole new wardrope for the winter season
- A blue smart car + lifetime supply of free gas
- A haircut with professional stylist that will make me look super hot
- Guitar Hero, all of them
- Nintendo Wii
- The softest blanket ever
- Eric Hutchinson's keyboard
- Four inches taller
- Closer relationship with my friends
- New eyeballs so I don't have to wear glasses anymore
- A fishtank in my apartment with exotic fish
- Fireplace in my room
- Smell of bacon every time I wake up in the morning
- Smell of fresh cookies or cake during the day
- A pet monkey
- A baking set for my kitchen (cookie cutters, mixers, pastry bags, ready-made-fondant, etc)
- A jacuzzi in my backyard
- Free groceries for the rest of my life
- A mac computer
- A free tattoo
- Care bear hoodie
- Cool animal teapot
- $10,000 gift certificate to Bath and Body Works
- A purse with enough pockets to organize everything in it, yet compact enough to keep everything
- Sleeping earphones that will keep any noise away while I sleep
- Garden full of flowers and herbs
- All the Office characters bobbleheads
- LED Jellyfish mood lamp
- Polaroid camera
- Massage chair
- Electronic butterfly in a jar
- A shirt that says "Suit up!"

What's in YOUR unrealistic Christmas list?